{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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