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{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}

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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bear with no teeth?","punchline":"A gummy bear!","id":191}

{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}

{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}

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