{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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