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{"type":"standard","title":"Roy Makaay","displaytitle":"Roy Makaay","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q152725","titles":{"canonical":"Roy_Makaay","normalized":"Roy Makaay","display":"Roy Makaay"},"pageid":748250,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/Roy_Makaay_001.jpg/330px-Roy_Makaay_001.jpg","width":320,"height":405},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Roy_Makaay_001.jpg","width":876,"height":1109},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281725314","tid":"3707de0e-06c7-11f0-8b85-4be2fd9e678a","timestamp":"2025-03-22T02:41:54Z","description":"Dutch footballer (born 1975)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Makaay","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Makaay?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Makaay?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Roy_Makaay"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Makaay","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Roy_Makaay","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Makaay?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Roy_Makaay"}},"extract":"Rudolphus Antonius \"Roy\" Makaay is a Dutch professional football coach and former footballer. As a forward, he was known for his goal-scoring ability as a result of his \"aerial prowess and quick drives to the net where he can put the ball away with either foot.\"","extract_html":"
Rudolphus Antonius \"Roy\" Makaay is a Dutch professional football coach and former footballer. As a forward, he was known for his goal-scoring ability as a result of his \"aerial prowess and quick drives to the net where he can put the ball away with either foot.\"
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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The Great Accident is a 1920 American silent drama film directed by Harry Beaumont and starring Tom Moore, Jane Novak and Willard Louis.
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