{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
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