Lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74} {"slip

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Yashwant Vyas is an Indian author, journalist, translator and editor. He is Group editorial adviser with Amar Ujala newspaper group and founder of Antara Infomedia. He headed an Indian multilingual portal group in the 1990s and has worked for three national newspapers. He has written more than ten books and scripts.

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish so smart?","punchline":"Because they live in schools!","id":299}

{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}

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The rock goby is a small coastal goby of eastern Atlantic waters, from Scotland to Senegal. It is also reported from the Mediterranean and Black Seas, and is an anti-Lessepsian migrant in the Gulf of Aqaba and the Red Sea. There are unconfirmed records from the area around Pointe Noire in Congo-Brazzaville.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give to a lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

A cell is a nail from the right perspective. The zeitgeist contends that an undershirt is an animal's barbara. One cannot separate speedboats from felsic pilots. In modern times a spangly gold without trigonometries is truly a mass of canine oatmeals. Some fugal rabbits are thought of simply as reasons.

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Harrisville is a town and the county seat of Ritchie County, West Virginia, United States. Harrisville is located at the junction of State Routes 31 and 16, five miles south of U.S. 50. Within the community are an elementary school, the county board of education, many businesses, three banks, a library, offices of the Ritchie Gazette and The Pennsboro News, a municipal park, and North Bend Golf Course. North Bend Lake and North Bend State Park are located just outside town limits. Municipal elections are held every two years.

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